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HANDICAP PARKING EP PRE-ORDER BUNDLE WITH POSTER!
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HANDICAP PARKING EP PRE-ORDER BUNDLE WITH POSTER!

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Pre-order the #HandicapParkingEP and receive a FREE POSTER (while supplies last!)

Autohraphed Lokust Luciano Stoner Poster
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Autohraphed Lokust Luciano Stoner Poster

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Signed Lokust Luciano Stoner Poster!

Lokust Luciano Anarchy Sweat Pants
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Lokust Luciano Anarchy Sweats

Lokust Luciano "Eye Am Retarded" Sweatpants
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Lokust Luciano "Eye Am Retarded" Sweatpants

Hoodlum Squad Sweatpants
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Hoodlum Squad Sweatpants

Hoodlum Squad Hoodie
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Hoodlum Squad Hoodie

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Official Hoodlum Squad Hoodie!

Hoodlum Squad Wireless Bluetooth™ Headphones
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Hoodlum Squad Wireless Bluetooth™ Headphones

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Hoodlum Squad Wireless Bluetooth™ Headphones

RED HEATHER 2017 RetardedBastard T Shirt *PRE ORDER*

RED HEATHER 2017 RetardedBastard T Shirt *PRE ORDER*

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Original RedHeather color T Shirt with the 2017 RetardedBastard logo!

Release date: 03/2017

PRE ORDER NOW AND GET A FREE AUTOGRAPHED CD SAMPLER!

Lokust Luciano EarDemon™ Playing Cards
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Lokust Luciano EarDemon™ Playing Cards

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Playing cards with the link to ImHigh.online

Ladies Crystal Rhinestone Watch
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Ladies Crystal Rhinestone Watch

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Keep time in style! :)

Lokust Luciano "Beautiful Nightmare" Converse® Low Tops
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Lokust Luciano "Beautiful Nightmare" Converse® Low Tops

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Lokust Luciano "Beautiful Nightmare" Converse® are crazy detailed!

Sizes 6-12

Short Bus Bluetooth™ Speaker
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Short Bus Bluetooth™ Speaker

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Bump music on the go the Retarded way!

EarDemon™ Headphones by Lokust Luciano
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  • Noise Cancelling
  • Studio /DJ quality -Natural Bass Enhancement!
Lokust Luciano's "I ♥︎ DMT" & "I ♥︎ LSD" Low Topz
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Lokust Luciano's abstract art depiction from a psychedelic trip!

***LIMITED EDITION*** RETARDED BASTARD HI-TOP SHOES
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***LIMITED EDITION*** RETARDED BASTARD HI-TOP SHOES

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ONLY 20 PAIRS EVER MADE! NO 2 PAIRS ARE ALIKE!

Hoodlum Squad Low Topz!
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Hoodlum Squad Low Topz!

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The original Hoodlum Squad Low Topz!

Retarded Bastard HABANERO & SRIRACHA SAUCE
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Retarded Bastard HABANERO & SRIRACHA SAUCE

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The OFFICIAL hot sauce of Lokust Luciano. A special blend of sun dried habanero peppers blended with sriracha, it's RETARDED HOT!!!

Retarded Bastard CAYENNE PEPPER & GARLIC SAUCE
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Retarded Bastard CAYENNE PEPPER & GARLIC SAUCE

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The OFFICIAL hot sauce of Lokust Luciano. A special blend of local ground cayenne peppers blended with garlic and a touch of honey, it's not AS HOT but be warned it is still RETARDED HOT!!!!

White Chocolate Dipped Oreo® Cookie Pops SHORT BUS (12) INDIVIDUAL COOKIE POPS PER ORDER
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White Chocolate Dipped Oreo® Cookie Pops SHORT BUS (12) INDIVIDUAL COOKIE POPS PER ORDER

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White Chocolate Dipped Oreo® Cookie Pops come in a package of 12 individually wrapped cookie pops featuring the RetardedBastard logo dipped in ARTISAN WHITE CHOCOLATE! Perfect for any retarded occasion!

Short Bus Otterbox™ Phone Case (iPhone 6-7Plus)
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Short Bus Otterbox™ Phone Case (iPhone 6-7Plus)

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iPhone case for the iPhone 6s to 7Plus!

Boombot REX™ HOODLUM SQUAD edition
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Boombot REX™ HOODLUM SQUAD edition

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The Boombot REX™ HOODLUM SQUAD edition! Hardest Bluetooth speaker on the market!

*BLACK* Short Bus T Shirt
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*BLACK* Short Bus T Shirt

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The I Rode The Short Bus T Shirt I wear at a lot of my shows!

Short Bus Ladies Pull Over
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Ladies Pull Over in two sexy colors!

Pull Over Hoodie
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Pull Over Hoodie

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Keep warm the retarded way!

Short Bus Ladies Flowing Racerback Tanktop
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Short Bus Ladies Flowing Racerback Tanktop looks good on all ladies :)

-multiple colors -fade resistant -slimming with a 'free flowing' design

Long Sleeve Cotton T Shirt
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Long Sleeve Cotton T Shirt

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Keep warm the Retarded way!

Hoodlum Squad Playing Cards
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Hoodlum Squad Playing Cards

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Play the game like a Hoodlum!

Hoodlum Squad "HOODLUMVISION™" Glasses
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Hoodlum Squad "HOODLUMVISION™" Glasses

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Original Hoodlum Squad "HOODLUMVISION™" Glasses!

VIP TICKET TO ANY UPCOMING SHOW
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VIP TICKET TO ANY UPCOMING SHOW

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(1) V.I.P. TICKET TO ANY UPCOMING SHOW! INCLUDES AFTER PARTY ADMITTANCE

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